PeeBee's definitions

face dance

To get the living shit kicked out of your face.

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"

by PeeBee February 28, 2004

doing the wild thing

Fucking your brains out.

Hopefully with a partner. (Not the inflatable kind.)

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

T-Bobber

Someone who does more than just give lip and tounge service to the Bacon Bazooka. The T-Bobber likes to feel the purple helmet tickling their tonsils, hence the letter "T".

Stop gagging you little T-Bobber! Breathe through your nose!

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

necrophiliac

The desire to crack open a cold one.

Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

Meat Auger

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".

Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

horizontal boogie

To have sex while in a horizontal position.

You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!

by PeeBee March 1, 2004