PeeBee's definitions

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

Squeal like a pig

To take it up the ol' poop chute, literally or figuratively. From the movie "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty who gets forcibly sodomized by a backwoods redneck pig farmer.

Redneck: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"
Ned Beatty (not knowing what's about to happen): squeal. squeal. squeal.........
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

box lunch

A sumptuous meal in an attractive package that contains one or more of the following: furburger, cheese, raspberry swirl (yum!) and if you are really lucky.... a cherry! At certain times of the month a box lunch may come with dental floss.

9 out of 10 dentists recommend using dental floss.

by PeeBee February 7, 2004

T-Bobber

Someone who does more than just give lip and tounge service to the Bacon Bazooka. The T-Bobber likes to feel the purple helmet tickling their tonsils, hence the letter "T".

Stop gagging you little T-Bobber! Breathe through your nose!

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

Meat Auger

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".

Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004