1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.
Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!
Buy a
monkey pounding
mug!
1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.
Man, you are one hurting unit.
1. Someone who takes a lot of points in a game of Hearts and/or swallows copious amounts of semen. Accomplished gobblers can do both at the same time.
Player 1. Get ready to take a shitload of points on this hand, Gobbler!
Player 2. Get ready to take a load of spooge down your throat, Gobbler!
Getting your lights punched out.
He went down to the
mosh pit and got tattooed by the head bangers.
To get the living shit kicked out of your face.
"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"
A big fresh healthy shit.
Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?
A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the
hatchet wound before
doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up
man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
