PeeBee's definitions

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

horizontal boogie

To have sex while in a horizontal position.

You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!

by PeeBee March 1, 2004

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

by PeeBee February 12, 2004

assnipresent

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.

"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

by PeeBee October 17, 2005

7 the hard way

1. A Pat Benatar discography from 1985.
2. Getting seven inches of man meat up a virgin bung.
3. A sexual practice where a woman will do seven guys at once. In the cunt, ass, mouth, one in each hand and one in each ear.

Too bad guys can't do 7 chicks at once. Even if you could use your dick, tounge, both hands and both feet all at the same time you would only have six!

by PeeBee February 21, 2004