cockus erectus

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.
by PeeBee February 19, 2004
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meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.
The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.
by PeeBee January 14, 2004
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tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.
He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.
by PeeBee January 21, 2004
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