Definitions by PedoBear3000

Nut-tella 

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

Nut-tella by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Peanut Butter 

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.

I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.

Peanut Butter by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019

Meaty Lasagne 

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

Meaty Lasagne by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Mat Oldfield 

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.

Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.

Mat Oldfield by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Nugget Man 

A quadriplegic with no arms or legs. Resembles a Mc Donalds chicken mc'nugget.

The Nugget Man attempted to swim in the pool, but with the lack of arms and legs, he promptly sank to the bottom and drowned.

Nugget Man by PedoBear3000 February 13, 2019

Shraped 

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

Erraculous 

When you get an miraculous erection larger than normal and can last up to six hours.

My girlfriend skull fucked me last night for 6 hours with her erraculous.

Erraculous by PedoBear3000 February 6, 2019