PedoBear3000's definitions

Erraculous

When you get an miraculous erection larger than normal and can last up to six hours.

My girlfriend skull fucked me last night for 6 hours with her erraculous.

by PedoBear3000 February 6, 2019

Chel-Mito

The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'

'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Nugget Man

A quadriplegic with no arms or legs. Resembles a Mc Donalds chicken mc'nugget.

The Nugget Man attempted to swim in the pool, but with the lack of arms and legs, he promptly sank to the bottom and drowned.

by PedoBear3000 February 13, 2019

The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Baguette

Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.

I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.

by PedoBear3000 October 23, 2019

Meaty Lasagne

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019