The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'
'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.
by PedoBear3000 February 13, 2019
Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.
by PedoBear3000 October 24, 2019
The Nugget Man attempted to swim in the pool, but with the lack of arms and legs, he promptly sank to the bottom and drowned.
by PedoBear3000 February 13, 2019
A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.
Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
by PedoBear3000 February 18, 2019