PeaTearGriffin's definitions

Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

queens of the stone age

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.

I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

korea

Home of the world's largest minefield.

"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025

by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006

prom

Legalized prostitution taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some.

FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly.

I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.

by PeaTearGriffin May 14, 2005

melodrama

Exaggerated emotion and hyperbole.

Melodrama is my life, I would die without it!

by PeaTearGriffin May 26, 2006

snake

1. A reptile that many people fear.

2. To steal something through skill or subterfuge.

1. "Oh Noes, I' afraid of snakes!"

2. John almost didn't get his diploma when he owed money to the school for a book he had returned. This was karma for that other book he snaked.

by PeaTearGriffin July 18, 2005