One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
A city in central Minnesota of about 50,000 people. The biggest city in the mostly rural central Minnesota area: either a bastion of civilization in the plains of corn farms or a pimple on the ass of the state, depending on how you look at it. The political climate can best be described as the only conservative area in a very liberal state. The city itself isn't that bad. The skyline leaves a bit to be desired. There actually is some culture if you look. For the most part a college town. The colleges keep the area stocked with fun and fine ladies.
By far the biggest problem with Saint Cloud is its traffic and road system. The traffic isn't as slow as some big cities, but the drivers are all fucktards and the streets are laid out stupid. This town could use some more east-west corridors.
If we go for a walk in Saint Cloud we could see- wait- there is no point in going for a walk, as you will only be yelled at by the aforementioned asswipe drivers.
Culturally, the area has all the types of people you could wish to avoid: goths, emos, rich kids from nearby suburbs, fake ass gangsters, rednecks, and wiggers.
The educational system is very underfunded, yet operational; this is because central minnesotans want only the best things, but will burn in hell before they have to pay for anything. However, St. Cloud has no less than 6 colleges or tech schools in the nearby area.
It is often asserted by many that there is nothing to do in St. Cloud. This isn't exactly true, it is just an excuse kids use to get wasted. Speaking of which, we have some of the highest alcoholism and DWI rates out side of America's inner city ghettos and Indian Reservations.
But other than that, Saint Cloud ain't bad.
By far the biggest problem with Saint Cloud is its traffic and road system. The traffic isn't as slow as some big cities, but the drivers are all fucktards and the streets are laid out stupid. This town could use some more east-west corridors.
If we go for a walk in Saint Cloud we could see- wait- there is no point in going for a walk, as you will only be yelled at by the aforementioned asswipe drivers.
Culturally, the area has all the types of people you could wish to avoid: goths, emos, rich kids from nearby suburbs, fake ass gangsters, rednecks, and wiggers.
The educational system is very underfunded, yet operational; this is because central minnesotans want only the best things, but will burn in hell before they have to pay for anything. However, St. Cloud has no less than 6 colleges or tech schools in the nearby area.
It is often asserted by many that there is nothing to do in St. Cloud. This isn't exactly true, it is just an excuse kids use to get wasted. Speaking of which, we have some of the highest alcoholism and DWI rates out side of America's inner city ghettos and Indian Reservations.
But other than that, Saint Cloud ain't bad.
by PeaTearGriffin September 05, 2005
A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.
What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
by PeaTearGriffin November 05, 2005
"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."
-US President to Korea, circa 2025
-US President to Korea, circa 2025
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
It is possible that you could use Dye gear for every piece of paintball equipment you could use, except for paint.
by PeaTearGriffin February 01, 2006
Group that was VOLUNTARILY founded by game publishers to reduce the political heat generated by violent games. Does NOT mandate the sales of M rated games to minors, retailers do. The ESRB's flaw is that the panel's of reviewers who watch footage of games are almost entirely non-gamers. Also, the rating levels are a bit hipocritical if you know how to walk the line.
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)
Dissafected 13 year old suburban freak: I wish to buy this M rated game and I WANT IS RIGHT NOOOOW!
Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?
Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!
Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?
Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!
by PeaTearGriffin March 21, 2005
When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
by PeaTearGriffin September 05, 2005