shitehouse

Also known as a shithouse. Generally means an outside toilet.

I need to use the shitehouse mate.

by Pete October 25, 2004

cape may

A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.

Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.

by pete February 19, 2005

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 07, 2004

Rixies

Durham's one and only "proper" nightclub, which changed its name to DH1 in recent years. Not really as fun as Klute, but at least it's not such a crush.

You coming to Rixies tonight?

by Pete December 17, 2004

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 06, 2004

gauge

The Hottest underground porn star ever, she'll do anything, bj's, D.p's, dry anal, cum shots, handstand anal. everything...

Guage loves it up the butt.

by Pete September 03, 2003

fish lollipop

If you have sex with your girlfriend, then withdraw and ask her to give you a blow job, she will taste her own flavour when she sucks your penis. This is known as a fish lollipop.

I feel sorry for those girls who don't wash down below then have a fish lollipop during sex...

by Pete November 01, 2004