PeTe's definitions

creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"

hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?

by pete February 21, 2005

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

by Pete November 26, 2002

woggle

A part of a seat belt in a car which the belt clip attaches too.

by Pete January 29, 2003

George W. Bush

A idiot who sent america into war for no reason there were no "weapons of mass destruction".They found a few chemical trucks which just contained medical supplies.He went over there to gain oil and to chase the "terroist threat" even though the country with the largest amount of weapons is good ol america lets think how many weapons saddam has o yea a few rocks and some mars bars wow he was a tyrant.George W. Bush biggest moron to grace this planet and then to be voted in tut tut America tut tut

George W.Bush guess what the W stands for i think it ends with an R

by Pete January 11, 2004

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

humt

To defecate, from the sound made by those who are constipated and are attempting to speed the defecation process.

I'll meet you guys at the basketball court in 15 minutes. I have to take a humt.

by Pete January 30, 2004

yermom

as in who was done last night

dude 1: what did you do last night?
dude 2: yermom.

by pete March 2, 2003