Paul S.W.'s definitions

berryholic

name given to people that are addicted to their crackberry

he's a berryholic he never goes anywhere without that annoying piece of shit

by Paul S.W. November 21, 2006

nascar lane change

when another driver changes lanes at high speed and barely fits between the car in front and behind. if there's more than 18 inches of total space it doesn't qualify. These people are the cause of lots or wrecks and recipents of lots of profanity and obscene gestures.

the fucking idiot pulled a nascar lane change and caused a 10 car pile up

by Paul S.W. November 21, 2006

career ender

a really stupid action typically at work/with coworkers or picked up by the press that cause you to lose your job and possibly career

Kramer's racist rant is a career ender.

Getting drunk and calling you boss a fag, also a career ender

by Paul S.W. November 20, 2006

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

LTed

to break something in a violent manner, see joe theisman's leg

Bob LTed his phone when it dropped the call

What'd he do?

Chunked it against the wall

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people

My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

sweaty fuck

when all parties involved go at it long and hard, and get covered in their and other(s) sweat, bodies then proceed to slide easily across one another

we need to go take a shower that was one sweaty fuck

Can we do it in the shower?

absomotherfuckinglutely

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006