assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 04, 2005

homotron

something with such distinguishingly homosexual attributes that one would assume they could only be created by a dedicated device.

by Paul March 04, 2003

homotron

someone who is a flaming homosexual, can be used as a noun or an adjective

Noun: "William is definitely a homotron."

Adjective: a homotron act
"That's homotron."

by Paul March 23, 2004

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 10, 2003

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 12, 2004

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004