Paul's definitions

biffable

A person who emanates so much sexuality that you could shag them on the spot if you were allowed to.

"That woman we saw the other day was highly biffable"

by Paul October 18, 2004

no re

no rematch

gg nubs. no re

by Paul December 17, 2003

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

by Paul August 23, 2004

French Wrench

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)

The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.

Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench

by Paul October 4, 2004

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

nee-hi

nee-hi is a brand of fruit flavored sodas.

man, i love grape nee-hi

by Paul August 7, 2004

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

by paul March 17, 2004