Paul's definitions

Intel

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.

"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."

by Paul June 18, 2006

sausage

A suffix which adds greater emphasis than sauce.

Pwnsausage
Awesomesausage
Lamesausage
Weaksausage

by Paul September 1, 2008

soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

by Paul June 19, 2006

devil dog

A term given to Marines by the Germans in WWI at the Battle of Beleau Wood in France. During the battle, the Marines charged into the German trenches through mustard gas (which made their eyes red), and faught with such ferocity that the dying Germans called them devil dogs. The term is still used today between Marines as a motivational nickname.

"Semper Fi, devil dog!"

"Hey there devil dog, you keep shooting like that and there won't be any enemy for the rest of us."

by Paul June 19, 2006

asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

Fry Action

Fry Action is the term used to ask another for a fair portion of french fries (the fair portion is at least two decently sized fries). Can also be used for other foods, but it not always two of the different items.

Yo Dave, give me some fry action!
(Dave gives asker three fries to show that he is decent human being).

by Paul April 21, 2006