Paul's definitions

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

solider rosser

a soldier who has a big dick

damn he is a soldier rosser he is hung like a donkey

by paul October 19, 2004

shang wizzle

something to say when there's nothing else to say. usually gets some laughs.

*emptiness* "SHANG WIZZLE!*

by Paul April 20, 2004

Mookie

Mookie is when you have a female that's like 8 months pregnant, and she dies. She's been dead for about 3 days, and you hit her in the stomach and you eat what comes out. The action is called Mookie.

The stuff they serve for dinner here looks kinda like mookie.

by paul May 6, 2005

bang out

1.A term used mostly by heterosexual males to describe engaging in sexual intercourse with a female or multiple females.
2.A term used to describe doing something quickly.

1.I'm gonna get drunk and bang out Jessica tonight.
2.I gotta bang out a term paper tonight.

by Paul December 28, 2004

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004