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primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.
I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Lettuce

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Pimpocracy

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.
You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.
by Paul August 24, 2004
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dody

where da dody at?
pass dat dody.
wanna buy sum dody?
by paul August 31, 2004
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ki

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie
by paul August 31, 2004
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Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel
Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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