Path's definitions

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

bummrt

A really bad event. Sort of like a bummer, only spelled properly.

"I heard Steve-Dave broke his ankle shooting hoops, maybe he was just unlucky. bummrt."

by Path January 3, 2006

ghetto

Garbage, run down crap.

That Chevy Celebrity is fucking ghetto.

by Path July 22, 2002

crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.

"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."

by Path January 3, 2005

top tall

When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.

Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.

by Path July 3, 2006

furries

Men and women who like to dress up in animal costumes and have sex with each other.

"Jen, you want to go to the furries meeting tonight? There's a hot chick in an elephant costume I'd like to mate with."

by Path January 3, 2005

beat and delete

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.

"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."

by Path January 3, 2005