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Jamba Embargo

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
by Path March 23, 2007
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Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.
Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.
by Path March 23, 2007
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menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
by Path June 5, 2007
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tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.
Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.
by Path July 21, 2011
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furries

Men and women who like to dress up in animal costumes and have sex with each other.
"Jen, you want to go to the furries meeting tonight? There's a hot chick in an elephant costume I'd like to mate with."
by Path January 3, 2005
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crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.
"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."
by Path January 3, 2005
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beat and delete

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.
"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."
by Path January 3, 2005
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