Path's definitions

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.

"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."

by Path January 3, 2005

top tall

When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.

Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.

by Path July 3, 2006

beat and delete

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.

"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."

by Path January 3, 2005

furries

Men and women who like to dress up in animal costumes and have sex with each other.

"Jen, you want to go to the furries meeting tonight? There's a hot chick in an elephant costume I'd like to mate with."

by Path January 3, 2005

stomped out

Usually refers to an item that is smashed beyond recognition. Can also refer to run-down automobiles, cars, houses, or other personal effects.

Man, did you see that old Nintendo someone left in that garbage can back there? It's so stomped out it looks like a puzzle.

by Path January 3, 2006