Pat's definitions

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

Pats Flats

A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.

Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.

by Pat September 13, 2004

Steve Ballmer

Current Microsoft CEO, responsible for amazing marketing and technological breakthroughs in the computer industry, and sales industry.

Man that Steve Ballmer is teh r3sourceful.

by pat March 6, 2005

dubra

The drink of gentlemen and underage teens with superior class and taste.
Common Slogans Include: When you got nothing to do? Dubra. and It must. I will. It always does. Dubra.

Steve consumed so much dubra that he ended up urinating on his friend's laptop.

by Pat March 8, 2005

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

badass

kendall knows whos the biggest badass of them all

plang is a bad asssssss

by pat March 14, 2005

flickin

used by black people to describe the shiny ness of there rims, chrome

man those rims be flicken

by pat May 13, 2005