Definitions by Parallelogramshagger

jacob ogden 

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

jacob ogden by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

lewis brown 

A male who after receiving oral sex complains that’s was unsatisfied enough.

I gave Darren a blowjob and he complained, he’s such a ‘Lewis brown’

lewis brown by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

george maddox 

A male who likes to receive a good dogging from any living creature

I just got a good dogging from a cow, I’m now a ‘George Maddox’

george maddox by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Lewis brown 

A male who won’t stop smoking weed and enjoys having drinks poured over his head after an eventful night out with they boys

Jesus Stuart you’re so stoned man, and why do you have a drink poured over you and why and you so happy about it, you are acting just like a ‘Lewis brown’

Lewis brown by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Lewis brown 

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases

Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’

Lewis brown by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

George Maddox 

A specific sexual position In which both counterparts roll on the floor like slugs

Come on Karen let’s do a George Maddox and roll like slugs baby

George Maddox by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

OGDEN 

A man who enjoys the sweet sweet taste of period blood

Simon licked my out today and I was on my period, he acted like such a Jacob Ogden

OGDEN by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020