Bat

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

A brown

A absolute waste man who shags 6 year olds

Jesus Jerry don’t shag her shes 6 you’ll become a brown

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

lewis brown

A male who after receiving oral sex complains that’s was unsatisfied enough.

I gave Darren a blowjob and he complained, he’s such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

OGDEN

A man who enjoys the sweet sweet taste of period blood

Simon licked my out today and I was on my period, he acted like such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

george maddox

A male who likes to receive a good dogging from any living creature

I just got a good dogging from a cow, I’m now a ‘George Maddox’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020