Paastastic7's definitions
A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
Get the massage bonermug. by Paastastic7 January 7, 2015
Get the shesusmug. A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.
Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.
Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.
Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
Get the deebertomug. T-Roy (pronounced tee-roy) is a term used to describe white guys trying too hard to be black by dressing in outdated stereotypical black man clothes. They do this to hopefully translate the look into picking up some ladies. Especially in small towns where there aren't many brothers. Troy is the whitest name possible so that's where it originates from.
Keshawn: Holy shit dude, look at the white ass mofo over there. Rocking' his baggy ass pants, 8 inch gold rope and Timberland boots. What a T-Roy.
by Paastastic7 May 24, 2016
Get the T-roymug. The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
Get the Empty net goalmug. A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013
Get the Cleveland brownmug. Paul: Dude, did you see that red pubepunzel dangling on the side of the urinal ?
Mark: Did I ever, I tried but couldn't piss shoot it off the edge, it was to large.
Paul: Must have come from Taylor, that fucking ginger never trims his junk and I saw him go in there five minutes ago.
Mark: Did I ever, I tried but couldn't piss shoot it off the edge, it was to large.
Paul: Must have come from Taylor, that fucking ginger never trims his junk and I saw him go in there five minutes ago.
by Paastastic7 August 14, 2014
Get the pubepunzelmug.