9 definitions by Paastastic7

shesus

A hottie that is interested in your vibe, but is also a happy clapper and wants you to be the same.

Max was asked out on a date by a hot shesus. She wants him to go to the church picnic this weekend.

by Paastastic7 January 8, 2015

Empty net goal

The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.

Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013