A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.
Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.
Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.
Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
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