deeberto

A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.

Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.

Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Debertolize

Throwing your husband under the bus.

Going behind your husband's back to debertolize a financial opportunity for him, specifically one of his passion.

by MoneyZach April 10, 2010

deoberto

Deoberto means to be quiet, sensitive and sensible. A Deoberto is somehow snub but kind. Being in a Deoberto state is having peace and calm always. A Deoberto usually stunningly handsome but humble.

I feel crazy about all the buzz around I need to have deoberto for a while.

by Jessielock June 7, 2021