cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary

I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.

by PJeigh May 12, 2007

old gina

Slang for vagina

I got a much needed visit from Old Gina last night.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

aunt gina

Slang for vagina; alt. "old gina"

It was about time she introduced me tt her Aunt Gina.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

mustardayonaise

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.

I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

Weigh Anchor

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

by PJeigh June 17, 2011

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

catness

Any substance(s) that may have been excreted, deposited, sprayed, upchucked or shed by a cat on to an object.

One mattress for sale. Mattress is slightly used, in good condition and might contain a bit of catness.

by PJeigh September 21, 2005