PJeigh's definitions

danswer

noun. (pl. danswers)

A response to a question or series of question utilizing the physical expression of physical movement, ie. dance, typically sans words.

verb; danswering, danswered

The active utilizing of dance to explaining something that is confusing, either concrete or abstract ideas (eg. a movie plot, love, a cool breeze or Wednesdays).

1. I can see that you have many questions after my PowerPoint presentation. Let me change into something more comfortable so that I can provide you some better danswers.

2. I danswered her question about the plot of "Tenet," so I'm pretty sure she understands it now.

3. Please turn the music back on. Can't you see that I am danswering his question right now?

by PJeigh June 18, 2021

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005

aunt gina

Slang for vagina; alt. "old gina"

It was about time she introduced me tt her Aunt Gina.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary

I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.

by PJeigh May 12, 2007

old gina

Slang for vagina

I got a much needed visit from Old Gina last night.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

mustardayonaise

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.

I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

Weigh Anchor

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

by PJeigh June 17, 2011