PHiL's definitions

mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil May 13, 2005

Phamy

It is the combination of two names; Phil and Amy. Two great friends who felt the need to address eachother with the same name. Hence, Phamy.

Phil: Hi Phamy! What's up!?
Amy: Oh not much Phamy! You?

by Phil September 1, 2004

nationstates

a webgame notorious for server lag and inexplainable corruption of power by the game administrators and forum moderators

guy "i disagree with your stance, mr. moderator"

mod "deat!11"

by Phil January 12, 2005

kb

KB really means Kind Bud it's used to describe sensimilla or seedless weed that should usually be soft, green, sticky, and contain orange or red hairs and or crystals. This term is used if the chronic you find is usually the same type of high grade weed. If you don't have any Purple Haze or Blueberry in the area and all you're used to is regular Chronic it's called KB.

"Hey what's up you tryna get a dub/gram of some killa KB?"

"Yea"

"Aight that's $20"

by Phil May 13, 2005

Linux

A highly stable OS designed for the most elite of computer users. Apparantly it is often dissed on by computer newbies and gamers who think that is is an inferior operating system. There aren't many games for it, hence the reason computer gamers dislike it. And lazy bums don't like it because you actually have to do some work to install something. Or even read a readme file god-forbid! Newbies hate it because it helps eliminate 'clicky-clicky-clicky', the repetitive disease most windows users suffer (which is also apparantly addictive). Linux machines take up a very good portion of all network servers, and due to their stability - companies that use these systems rarely suffer from downtime. Because of these features, Linux is perfect for both businesses and geeks alike. It is also much more cost effiecient, see below.

Price comparision:
Windoze XP - $100-200
Windoze 2000 Pro - $180
Windoze 2000 server - $900 +
Windoze 2000 Advanced server - $1200+
Linux box set with documentation and official CDs - $20 - $70
Linux (any distro) - Free download

Woot! Look at that penguin go!

by Phil April 6, 2003

pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

by Phil July 29, 2003

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

by Phil January 28, 2005