euro spic

see spic

a person from spain or portugal

jose: que pasa holmes! check out that euro spic ese Hernando!

juan: si homie. ay holmes, go back to europe, eh? eh pass me the weedo el smokero jose.

by Phil May 05, 2005

tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

wha

when somebody is so retarded they say what in a conversation but it comes out wha?

one day robbie said wha to mrs. healy and got a detention for saying wha

by Phil February 22, 2005

sparker

another name for a lighter

"Damn yo, I have you seen my sparker, so I can lite this."

by Phil May 13, 2005

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

by Phil January 28, 2005