PETE's definitions

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

by Pete November 26, 2002

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

Mullet Girl

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

by Pete January 25, 2005

woggle

A part of a seat belt in a car which the belt clip attaches too.

by Pete January 29, 2003