PETE's definitions

Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid

Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!

by Pete December 6, 2004

girlfriend

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

word the girl who wanted to be god/word

by Pete May 7, 2003

slong

A penis which is enormous in size

"dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"

by pete March 11, 2004

Frozen Frank

1. When someone urinates in an ice cube tray and put the piss-cubes in someones drink.
2. When someone makes ice pops out of their urine and sells it like lemonade at a lemonade stand.

1. This is delicious, what's your secret?
2. Mom, Amar was selling Frozen Franks on the corner today, and they were deeeelicious!

by Pete March 18, 2004

Solids

The worst part of doing engineering, even worse than Durbal

I hate Solids so much!

by Pete January 25, 2005

what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

by Pete September 7, 2003

Shau up

shortened version of the term "shut up". The "P" is almost silent, and when used it is ussually shouted in an angry tone.

Shau up! You wanna lose, yall wanna lose tonight?"

by Pete October 29, 2003