An intervention by family and friends with the intent of reaching out emotionally to a troubled individual, but it goes terribly wrong and ends up in possible arguments, anger, vulgarities, screaming, fist-fights, and visits to the nearest emergency room.
Uncle Bobby's intervention didn't go well this morning. We started with a prayer and it turned out he was on PCP and punched Aunt Angie in the face and kicked his buddy Mike in the groin. Then he grabbed their dog Ladie and dropkicked it across the living room. It turned out to be a fucking aggrovention.
by PDXJohnny99 April 15, 2013
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...
by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013
Jodi: Oh my gawd... I'm soooooo druunk.... whooooo.... room zooms!!
Ralph: Not again. If you vomit on my airbrushed Supertramp couch cover again I'm really-
Jodi: RRRRAAAWWWLLLLLFFFFF!!
Ralph: Not again. If you vomit on my airbrushed Supertramp couch cover again I'm really-
Jodi: RRRRAAAWWWLLLLLFFFFF!!
by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013
Zomsemble is derived from...
1. Rob Zombie: filmmaker.
2. Ensemble: a group of actors a director picks for his/her film.
This term not only defines single project ensembles, it embodies ensembles of Rob Zombie's entire body of work as well.
Rob Zombie has an extremely keen casting ability for amazing, talented, and underrated actors in all of his films. Here are a few: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie, Danny Trejo, Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Karen Black, William Forsythe, Brad Dourif, and many others.
1. Rob Zombie: filmmaker.
2. Ensemble: a group of actors a director picks for his/her film.
This term not only defines single project ensembles, it embodies ensembles of Rob Zombie's entire body of work as well.
Rob Zombie has an extremely keen casting ability for amazing, talented, and underrated actors in all of his films. Here are a few: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie, Danny Trejo, Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Karen Black, William Forsythe, Brad Dourif, and many others.
Moe: Mr. Zombie has some of the best actors ever in his movies. His casting is... mind-blowing!
Waggs: Fuck yeah! The Zomsemble is completely killer.
Moe: I love his movies too.
Waggs: Oh... right. His movies are killer, too.
Waggs: Fuck yeah! The Zomsemble is completely killer.
Moe: I love his movies too.
Waggs: Oh... right. His movies are killer, too.
by PDXJohnny99 May 06, 2013
Those nightmares people tend to have related to their occupations. Often it tends to be a reoccurring nightmare and a supervisor is a prominant figure in the dream usually.
Wally recently started a new job as a master control operator at the local television station. He is the person responsible for making sure the television shows air perfectly. He is completely stressed out due to the fact that the job is hyper-technical and his work is being watched by thousands of viewers at any given time.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.
by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013
Nickname for 'Game of Thrones' fans, an HBO show based on the epic fantasy A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin.
I never in the world thought I would ever watch a Game of Thrones episode. But I did... and now I've been hooked for two years. Its like smoking a Middle Earth crackpipe! I'm so addicted to this show... I can now say I am a true Throne-ite!
by PDXJohnny99 April 15, 2013
If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.
Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
by PDXJohnny99 June 24, 2013