Those nightmares people tend to have related to their occupations. Often it tends to be a reoccurring nightmare and a supervisor is a prominant figure in the dream usually.
Wally recently started a new job as a master control operator at the local television station. He is the person responsible for making sure the television shows air perfectly. He is completely stressed out due to the fact that the job is hyper-technical and his work is being watched by thousands of viewers at any given time.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.
by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013
Jodi: Oh my gawd... I'm soooooo druunk.... whooooo.... room zooms!!
Ralph: Not again. If you vomit on my airbrushed Supertramp couch cover again I'm really-
Jodi: RRRRAAAWWWLLLLLFFFFF!!
Ralph: Not again. If you vomit on my airbrushed Supertramp couch cover again I'm really-
Jodi: RRRRAAAWWWLLLLLFFFFF!!
by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013
When people don't want to address, debate or offer solutions about the growing issue of the homeless in America.
Wordplay derived from "The elephant in the room" phrase: important issues or subject matter that people tend not to want to discuss, thus overlooking the isuue.
Redlight is a reference to a traffic light; homeless often stand at traffic lights to aquire money from passing drivers.
Wordplay derived from "The elephant in the room" phrase: important issues or subject matter that people tend not to want to discuss, thus overlooking the isuue.
Redlight is a reference to a traffic light; homeless often stand at traffic lights to aquire money from passing drivers.
Michelle was driving home from work and saw a man with a cardboard sign at the taffic light on the corner of Cornell. The Redlight Elephant struck, she wanted to help but drove right by the man.
Jen and Mike were approached by three homeless coming out of the bookstore. They didn't hesitate to walk past without making eye contact. Neither addressed the Redlight Elephant on their walk to the car.
Jen and Mike were approached by three homeless coming out of the bookstore. They didn't hesitate to walk past without making eye contact. Neither addressed the Redlight Elephant on their walk to the car.
by PDXJohnny99 May 11, 2013
"Happy Indie Day! Don't blow any fingers off with those firecrackers!"
"Happy Indie Day! Is there any beer left?"
"Happy Indie Day! Look, I'm wearing red white and... shit these pants are brown!"
"Happy Indie day. No, not indie rock. No, not Indiana Jones either. No, not indie films... fuck it... Happy 4th of July!"
"Happy Indie Day! Is there any beer left?"
"Happy Indie Day! Look, I'm wearing red white and... shit these pants are brown!"
"Happy Indie day. No, not indie rock. No, not Indiana Jones either. No, not indie films... fuck it... Happy 4th of July!"
by PDXJohnny99 July 10, 2013
Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....
( o )( o ) is big breasts.
(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.
(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.
O
|\__O
/ / \ is doggy style.
O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.
( o )( o ) is big breasts.
(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.
(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.
O
|\__O
/ / \ is doggy style.
O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.
by PDXJohnny99 May 01, 2013
A gamer who most often buys and plays videogames that directly relate to or are derived by or adapted from a film or television show.
Eric: Johhny is a cine-gamer. Every Xbox game he owns is from a movie he's seen.
Dee: Doesn't he play normal games?
Eric: I think somebody told me he likes Pac Man.
Dee: Doesn't he play normal games?
Eric: I think somebody told me he likes Pac Man.
by PDXJohnny99 April 20, 2013
Those who write, scribble, and draw in the sand, on a beach. Derived from the term 'tagging' in the graffiti/street art community.
Bowlie loved the shore. He was a sand tagger. Every time he took a trip to the beach he would jot down his name with a stick or even his foot...
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
by PDXJohnny99 April 23, 2013