own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 04, 2004

Shark Tank

The very feared gang at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA. It is revered by many people who walk around the school, not wanting to mess with anybody for fear of being killed. The Shark Tank gang is rivals with the Fish Bowls, a waterpolo gang.

Ohh shit, here come some Shark Tanks. Don't look them in the eyes!

by Paul February 27, 2005

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 02, 2004

SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty

" my dad's a senile delinquent "

by paul April 14, 2005

dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 18, 2004

vanilla ninja

Estonia's answer to the Spice Girls. They're a rock band, not a girly pop group. Honest.

That Spice Girls curry was hot! I'll have some refreshing Vanilla Ninja ice cream.

by Paul June 17, 2006

big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul March 19, 2005