PAT's definitions

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 18, 2003

Waddere

1. Someone who likes to touch penis
2. A pedophile
3. Someone who has an internet girlfriend

1. "Man.. that guy is such a Waddere"
3. "Man.. can't he get any.. he's a Waddere!!"

by Pat July 5, 2004

cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

by pat July 12, 2004

spooferfish

A heterosexual person

You can't be gay with Spooferfish

by Pat December 26, 2003

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 14, 2004

Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005