Overall1728's definitions

BodyKom

A mobile heart monitoring service that enable care personnel to receive the ECG of heart patients via the mobile network.

Mr. Heart, please step out of the circulatory system and don’t try to run, because I have my BodyKom on.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

aspirator

A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood?

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

bubble oxygenator

A medical device used during cardiac surgery or extracorporeal membrane oxygenation procedures to oxygenate and remove carbon dioxide from a patient’s blood.

I thought the bubble oxygenator is for the lungs.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Airtraq

A brand of video laryngoscope, a medical device used by healthcare professionals for intubation procedures.

Surgeon 1: First day?
Surgeon 2: Yeah, let me just put the Airtraq in and-
Surgeon 1: WRONG HOLE!!!

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

bubble sensor

A device designed to detect the presence of gas bubbles in a liquid.

A bubble sensor would just tell the bubble to get the fuck out of here.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023