airlock

A sealed compartment in a spacecraft or a building that is designed to allow the passage of people or objects while maintaining a controlled environment, typically to prevent the exchange of air between two different environments.

Astronaut: Airlock ready
Jack: Chicken waffle syrup
Astronaut: Where the hell did you come from!?

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

Argus Retinal Prosthesis

A medical device designed to provide limited vision to individuals with severe retinal degenerative conditions.

So, does the Argus Retinal Prosthesis fix your retina or does it fix your retina, but your retinal disorder will come back after it wears off.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

ATNAA

A medical device used to administer antidotes in the event of nerve agent exposure, often used by military or emergency response personnel in situations involving chemical warfare agents.

Typically, an ATNAA are antidotes for the military.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

BELTRI

An apparatus designed for the mobilization of bedridden patients.

BELTRI, a belt for paralyzed people.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bioartificial liver device

A medical technology designed to support or replace the function of a damaged or failing liver.

bioartificial liver device, the reason to not be an alcoholic.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Airtraq

A brand of video laryngoscope, a medical device used by healthcare professionals for intubation procedures.

Surgeon 1: First day?
Surgeon 2: Yeah, let me just put the Airtraq in and-
Surgeon 1: WRONG HOLE!!!

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023