santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

by orange March 13, 2005

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Euro-Mutt

A racial slur against the general Caucasian population. Most often applies to North Americans of mixed decent since they have no actual one ethnic background they are acutally "mutt" of European decent.

Man Dave is from Half Irish, Half British and Half Polish decent, he's a Euro-Mutt.

by Orange September 21, 2003

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stab

something really fun to do to stuff that dont really matter to you. or some one who doesnt matter to you.

Me: hey Fag
Prep: what?
Me:(shink)
Prep:AAHHH omg you stabbed me. owie. im gonna die. NOO!!
Me: i stabbed you in the arm you gay dumass, your not gonna die. unfortunatly. (no offense to any prps out there) (i wouldnt kill you)

by orange March 13, 2005

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evil

a term used by asians. meaning scary or magical or some stupid thing. i dont no. im not asian. im american. go bak china with your evil launguage.

Asian:the evil warlock went back to his evil island on planet evil and made a eeevil potion to make him evilier.
American:Shut the FUCK up.
(no im not rascist but i think asians are to smart they should share their brains with us.)

by orange March 13, 2005

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