Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

by oracle March 13, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 13, 2004

clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.

"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"

by oracle August 20, 2004

thames house

Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.

"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."

by oracle March 13, 2004

cut up

Simalar to cut in, cut off. To drive in a manner that disrupts someone else, e.g to pull in to another lane of a road and force someone already in that lane to brake harshly to avoid a crash.

I was cut up AGAIN by audi man on the M1 last sunday.

by oracle February 01, 2005

red route

(In the UK) Main city road, with red lines painted at the edges. Illegal to stop without good reason.

"Dave got done again for parking on a red route"

by oracle March 13, 2004

M25

Large car park near London, used as Motorway at night.

Im stuck on the M25

by oracle February 06, 2004