Definitions by Oracle

lotus 

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

lotus by oracle February 6, 2004

brum 

Birmingham, or noise car makes

"Im on the train to Brum"

brum by oracle February 5, 2004

Tamworth

Town, pop 80,000, 10 miles NE of Birmingham (Brum). Shithole, full of people on the dole. Home to burning cars, 1960's architecture and gatso speed cameras. See also: Vauxhall nova, scally.

Tamworth's full of fucking scallies driving in Novas.

Tamworth by oracle February 5, 2004

hi-vis 

Yellow reflective vest, popular with roadworkers, fork lift truck drivers, ravers and residents of Tamworth.

Oi! Who nicked my hi-vis?

hi-vis by oracle February 5, 2004

motoring 

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.

1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring

motoring by oracle February 5, 2004

M25 

Large car park near London, used as Motorway at night.

Im stuck on the M25

M25 by oracle February 5, 2004

M42 

Large car park near Birmingham and Tamworth. Used as storage area for traffic cones and occasionally as motorway. See M25.

Im stuck on the M42

M42 by oracle February 5, 2004