Option 22's definitions
The controlavirus inserted itself into reality.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
Before the controlavirus, the average citizen unwittingly committed 3 felonies a day, now they commit so many they've put themselves under house arrest.
by Option 22 April 13, 2020
Get the Controlavirusmug. In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
by Option 22 December 23, 2019
Get the Plum Pudding Riotsmug. "Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
Get the Truth Twistermug. The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
Get the CIA-DPAmug. by Option 22 October 30, 2024
Get the Ribblesmug. by Option 22 May 22, 2020
Get the Newspapermug. Napoleon Solo is a secret agent in the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.
Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.
Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
Napoleon Solo gets T.H.R.U.S.H. in various affairs:
Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair
Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”
Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”
Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair
Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”
Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”
Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
by Option 22 November 18, 2020
Get the Napoleon Solomug.