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Headless Man

1. The mythical headless men such as the Akephaloi, Blemmyes, Epiphagi, and Ewaipanoma.

2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.

3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.

1. No neck has been on the perry again.

2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.

3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.

The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
The meteorites may have come from a comet that originated from an interstellar event such as exploding stars or collisions. The isotopic ratio of metals may provide a fingerprint to enable us to locate its origin in the universe. The Earth itself may have acted like a giant mass spectrometer and with details of the trajectories and the locations of impact events it may allow us to pinpoint from which direction it arrived (likely from the direction of Antarctica), from where in the universe and exact time and dates of impact.

The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.

These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.

Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
by Option 22 November 6, 2019
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CIA-DPA

The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive

Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.

The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley

Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”

Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.

Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
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Truth Twister

Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar
"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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Option 22

Option 22 saves only your system data. It does not save any user data. Option 22 puts your system into a restricted state. This means that no users can access your system, and the backup is the only thing that is running on your system.

It describes the state that the effects of deep capture harassment has on a targeted individual.
by Option 22 January 30, 2019
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FTX

FTX - F@#king Thanks
"Catchfart!!"
"Smellfungus!"
"FTX!"
by Option 22 November 16, 2022
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Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.
by Option 22 December 23, 2019
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Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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