Option 22's definitions
by Option 22 May 22, 2020
Get the Newspaper mug.“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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Get the Ribbles mug."Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
Get the CIA-DPA mug.The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
Get the The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization mug.The Sidebar of Shame is the strip of thumbnail pictures on the right-hand side of the Mail Online.
The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.
Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.
You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.
Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.
You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
by Option 22 January 29, 2019
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