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The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
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T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.
Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.
T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.
T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.
Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.
T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.
Any similarity between thrush (a fungus – candida) is purely coincidental, i.e. accidentally on purpose.
Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.
Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.
W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.
Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.
Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.
W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.
by Option 22 August 11, 2019
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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by Option 22 April 23, 2020
Get the Covid-1984 mug.The Sidebar of Shame is the strip of thumbnail pictures on the right-hand side of the Mail Online.
The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.
Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.
You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.
Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.
You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
by Option 22 January 29, 2019
Get the Sidebar of Shame mug.1. The mythical headless men such as the Akephaloi, Blemmyes, Epiphagi, and Ewaipanoma.
2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.
3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.
1. No neck has been on the perry again.
2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.
3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.
The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.
3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.
1. No neck has been on the perry again.
2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.
3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.
The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
The meteorites may have come from a comet that originated from an interstellar event such as exploding stars or collisions. The isotopic ratio of metals may provide a fingerprint to enable us to locate its origin in the universe. The Earth itself may have acted like a giant mass spectrometer and with details of the trajectories and the locations of impact events it may allow us to pinpoint from which direction it arrived (likely from the direction of Antarctica), from where in the universe and exact time and dates of impact.
The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.
These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.
“Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.
These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.
“Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
by Option 22 November 6, 2019
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