Option 22's definitions
When the world outside your head is chaos. Breathe. Air is all you need. La femme d'argent on loop.
Specially formulated for ultimate unwindulaxing.
Specially formulated for ultimate unwindulaxing.
by Option 22 March 16, 2020
Get the Unwindulaxingmug. “He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
Get the Mask Madmug. The controlavirus inserted itself into reality.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
Before the controlavirus, the average citizen unwittingly committed 3 felonies a day, now they commit so many they've put themselves under house arrest.
by Option 22 April 13, 2020
Get the Controlavirusmug. The Younger Dryas was the last ice age caused by a mile-wide iron meteorite containing iridium that hit the Hiawatha glacier leaving a 19-mile wide crater in northern Greenland. An iridium rich layer was spread over vast areas of the Earth that is now found in soil layers that links the date of this event to around only 12,900 years ago. The Younger Dryas period is so named after the alpine-tundra wildflower Dryas octopetala that first began to grow as conditions warmed up and its pollen can be detected in more recent soil layers.
Caveman Ug: When did that mile-deep ice sheet suddenly appear? It wasn’t there last month.
Caveman Ah: It was nice and warm until that bright fiery dragon flew across the sky and now it is cold enough to freeze a mammoth.
Caveman Ug: Put that fire out!
Caveman Ah: Why?
Caveman Ug: Because it will eventually lead to our extinction.
Naughty boy: Every 10 years for the last 50 years we have been taught that we have only 10 years to save the planet. Do we only have another 10 years? I looked at the global warming graph and it showed a steady warming of 0.4 degrees every 100 years during an interglacial period until Al stuck a hockey stick on the end. Then I looked further back in history at the last ice age and discovered the Younger Dryas. Now that is what I call climate change.
Teacher: Did you say younger dry ass? Now bend over…
Caveman Ah: It was nice and warm until that bright fiery dragon flew across the sky and now it is cold enough to freeze a mammoth.
Caveman Ug: Put that fire out!
Caveman Ah: Why?
Caveman Ug: Because it will eventually lead to our extinction.
Naughty boy: Every 10 years for the last 50 years we have been taught that we have only 10 years to save the planet. Do we only have another 10 years? I looked at the global warming graph and it showed a steady warming of 0.4 degrees every 100 years during an interglacial period until Al stuck a hockey stick on the end. Then I looked further back in history at the last ice age and discovered the Younger Dryas. Now that is what I call climate change.
Teacher: Did you say younger dry ass? Now bend over…
by Option 22 April 22, 2019
Get the Younger Dryasmug. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity
T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.
Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.
T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.
T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.
Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.
T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.
Any similarity between thrush (a fungus – candida) is purely coincidental, i.e. accidentally on purpose.
Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.
Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.
W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.
Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.
Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.
W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.
by Option 22 August 11, 2019
Get the T.H.R.U.S.H.mug. Insects have been around for a much longer time than humans. Insects such as ants and bees are so-called social species; as are humans. An ants nest is highly organized most often with the Queen only producing progeny. Since mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is only passed down through the female line, the mtDNA has therefore been fixed. The hierarchical nature of the ants in the nest and the differences between the various levels from Queen to the lowest worker has been gradually fixed over a long period of time. An external biological determinant effected this system to mould the species to best suit needs. In ants, the biological determinant is linked to the fungus that the ant farms in the centre of the nest, the question arises whether the ants' behaviour is being controlled by the fungus or could this be considered a case of mutual symbiosis; the ant farms the fungus, the fungus controls the behaviour of the ants to tend to it? In humans, the external biological determinant would appear to also be a fungus. The end point for social species that have evolved over a long period of evolutionary time is clear to see in insects. In evolutionary terms, humans have been around for the blink of an eye.
1. The empire was created by insectualization. The most efficient means of insectualization was by nepotism, providing credit at 0% finance to friends and family, while charging exorbitant interest rates to the lowest workers. A neofeudalist totalitarian system will result from systems such as central planning, financialization, etc. with most of the population being born into a system of indebted servitude.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
by Option 22 May 9, 2020
Get the Insectualizationmug. Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
Get the Climate Emergencymug.