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Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
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“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.
Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.
You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
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Option 22 saves only your system data. It does not save any user data. Option 22 puts your system into a restricted state. This means that no users can access your system, and the backup is the only thing that is running on your system.
It describes the state that the effects of deep capture harassment has on a targeted individual.
It describes the state that the effects of deep capture harassment has on a targeted individual.
by Option 22 January 30, 2019
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