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Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog
We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink
by Option 22 May 22, 2020
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Truth Twister

Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar
"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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Covidz

Covidz is the prison of the new normal
There is no escape from Covidz
by Option 22 May 28, 2020
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Ideological Subversion

Ideological subversion is changing the perception of reality in 4 steps:

1. Demoralization
2. Destabilization
3. Crisis
4. New Normal

Ideological subversion by T.H.R.U.S.H. for insectualization. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
Ideological subversion, or “active measures”, is a form of psychological warfare. Programmed to react to stimuli but unable to change perception or logic. Moral standards, facts and common sense have no meaning. Forever process of new normal – problem, reaction, solution. Social credit scores. Order ab chao.

Göbekli Tepe: Potbelly hillbillies rule.

Yura Redspot: “La-la-la-la-la-la am erika!”
by Option 22 June 5, 2020
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BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 9, 2020
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Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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Fac quod dico, non quod facio

"Fac quod dico, non quod facio" is Latin for "do as I say, not as I do".

It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.
Binge-drinkers' brains have to work harder to feel empathy for other people in pain.

Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."
by Option 22 September 29, 2020
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