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Undivided Indifference

Undivided Indifference..................................{shrugs shoulders}
“I give celebrity my undivided indifference.”
“You have my undivided indifference.”
“I normally give social media my complete undivided indifference.”
“This was met with undivided indifference.”
“We asked to speak to the manager and for a brief moment we had his undivided indifference.”
“He blinked his tired, dark eyes at the detective and attempted to mirror back that expression of undivided indifference.”
by Option 22 May 18, 2020
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Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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Truth Twister

Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar
"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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CIA-DPA

The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive

Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.

The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley

Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”

Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.

Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
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Ribbles

Ribbles are those little bits of toilet paper created from rubbing your behind.
Bits, crumbs, lint....no they are ribbles and they come in two flavors - raspberry or chocolate.
by Option 22 October 30, 2024
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Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog
We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink
by Option 22 May 22, 2020
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77th Brigade

The 77th Brigade is the media and psychological operations group for mind control and insectualization by T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
Members of the 77th Brigade, aka Cytokine Stormtroopers, suppress any connection to T.H.R.U.S.H. (Vomocytosis, Glucose, Hexosamine, UDP-GlickNack, Glycans, Black Lung & Sputum), troll from fake fan accounts and cite the poetry of Dr Strangelove:

“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
by Option 22 May 21, 2020
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