Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.
by Operator May 13, 2004

When you arrive at the point of being totally cooked beyond rescue and Geoff has to put you in the nearest uber from Double bay back to the hills district even though it's going to cost upwards of 150 bucks, all because snorted your last three hundy in one go...
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by Operator January 03, 2004

by Operator October 06, 2004

by Operator January 03, 2004

Very similar to ninjapwn, it requires being a ninja. To ninjaslap is to bitchslap, chumpslap, and pwn all at once.
Soroush got free fries when he ninjaslapped that employee-lady at Whataburger, then brandon jackzored some of his free fries.
by Operator January 03, 2004

by operator April 14, 2004
