Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.

Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.

by One dude. May 22, 2009

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Potochnik

1. To be an obsessed, creepy stalker who does not know when to stop trying to go back out with her exes.

Dude, they broke up four months ago. Why's she being a potochnik about the whole thing?

by One dude. May 22, 2009

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OLC

Abbreviation for Old Lying Cunt. Used when an elderly female lies to gain attention for herself.

At Stephen's going away party for college, Grandma Byers offered to pray for him. Everyone thought that would be a nice idea, so she began: "Dear Lord, please help Stephen as he goes to college. Particularly help him with his anger problems, as we all know he starts fights, and hardly ever wins. Don't let him get beat up again. And please keep his racism in check. Don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-A-S referring to white people he doesn't like, and don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-E-R-S, for that always gets him in trouble, like it did when he used it last week..."

Grandma Byers was cut off by an angry Stephen lunging at her. "That old lying cunt doesn't know what she's talking about!!!!! Get that OLC away from me! She's not even my grandma! Who is she, anyway?"

by One dude. May 26, 2009

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