Ollie the Dog's definitions

there

How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."

There over there, with there friends.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

chickenhead

When your head keeps bobbing up and down because you are falling asleep; often happens during a boring lecture or sermon.

The professor was going on and on about elipses of "wa" and "ga," and the whole room was chickenheading.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

cloaca

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

's

How the grammatically-challenged make a noun plural.

Look at all these definition's.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

n-word

Euphemism for the word nigger. Used by people who are afraid to say "nigger" (i.e., white people).

Child: Mom! Billy said the n-word!
Mom: Shut up and drink your gin!

by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

fly the bird

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003