Ollie the Dog's definitions

C-Word

A polite way to say what is probably the most offensive word in the English language, "cunt."

Jane: "Bob called me the c-word!"
Sally: "That cocksucker!"

by Ollie the Dog November 11, 2005

truckhole

A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.

Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.

by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005

's

How the grammatically-challenged make a noun plural.

Look at all these definition's.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

cloaca

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

there

How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."

There over there, with there friends.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

they

How the grammatically-challenged indicate a neutral pronoun, which in English is properly indicated by "he."

If a student doesn't know that "he" is acceptable in English as a neutral pronoun, then they are ignorant of basic grammar.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003