Old Phardt's definitions
Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
Get the Woke smurfmug. Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
by Old Phardt June 5, 2022
Get the Woke sealionmug. An "educational" institution formerly dedicated to the collective search for truth, now dedicated to anti-White racism, the denial of black agency, misogyny, female erasure, and pimping for sadistic paedophilia.
by Old Phardt September 7, 2023
Get the Wokiversitymug. Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
Get the Take offencemug. The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.
by Old Phardt February 4, 2023
Get the wokeweirdmug. by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
Get the Taking the kneemug. Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
by Old Phardt May 13, 2024
Get the Woke scummug.