shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher

That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda

by Octopod November 08, 2003

bilge bunny

Some one truly low and disgusting.

There comes Sheila! She's a true bilge bunny!

by octopod November 09, 2003

collective

Stalinoid or Bolshevik for "group." Reeks with self-importance and in-groupiness.

They used to go out drinking. I suppose they called themselves the "Beer Collective."

by octopod November 30, 2003

ashes hauled

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

by Octopod November 08, 2003

blow it out your bung hole

Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.

You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.

by octopod November 22, 2003

popa'a

Tahitian for haole or European.

The worst kind of popa'a is a Frenchman.

by octopod November 24, 2003