Octopod's definitions

cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.

Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.

by octopod June 13, 2004

around

In-word for "about" among certain new-age Bolsheviks.

The collective decided to organize around animal rights.

by octopod November 30, 2003

deep doo-doo

Euphemized version of deep shit, doo-doo being a baby word for shit.

"We're in deep doo-doo now," said Bush the Elder as the election returns came in.

by octopod January 23, 2004

pg-13

A movie rating for films they add a few "oh, shits" to so it will appeal to pre-adolescents.

Say shit a few times, Manny, so this flick won't be G-rated.

by octopod November 23, 2003

AC-DC

Bisexual, swings both ways.

Friday I saw him in a gay bar; Saturday he was with a woman. AC-DC, I guess.

by octopod November 9, 2003

Yeah, right

Sarcastic agreement, meant to convey disagreement.

"John Kerry is a statesman."
"Yeah, right!"

by octopod May 30, 2004

shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 6, 2003