Octopod's definitions

Tonya Harding

Oregonian champion ice skater, celebrity boxer, and troublemaker, but for all that, a beautiful resilient person from the wrong side of the tracks. In short, America's sweetheart.

The picture of Tonya Harding climbing down from the pickup in a floor-length gown is beautiful.

by octopod June 27, 2004

terminally

Fatally, irremediably, beyond hope of change. E.g. terminally stupid, terminally cute.

Miz Thang, your dimples are terminally cute, but your boytoy is terminally stupid.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Sandstone

Famous orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone once. It wasn't a "three-way"; it was a ten-way. Those were the days!

by octopod November 30, 2003

dumb as a rock

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

mahu

Tahitian word for a male who assumes female roles in his daily life.

That mahu cooks and cleans.

by octopod August 19, 2004

virile member

Pretentious and retro euphemism for shlong, wang, cock, unit, tool, pole, bone, rod.

Please refrain from inspecting my virile member, Your Majesty, I animadverted.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

cornuto

Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.

Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.

by octopod December 26, 2003