Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Octopod

deep doo-doo

Euphemized version of deep shit, doo-doo being a baby word for shit.

"We're in deep doo-doo now," said Bush the Elder as the election returns came in.

deep doo-doo by octopod January 23, 2004

Money that is only money because some government says that it is.

There's no gold or silver backing greenbacks.

fiat money by octopod January 16, 2004

I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.

mons veneris by octopod January 16, 2004

Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.

Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.

cornuto by octopod December 26, 2003

I thought I had the clap, so I went to see the Doc in the box. He gave me a shot.

Really fast, lickety-split; just ask me and I'll jump on it.

I can whip up some martinis in a New York minute.

Ah, up yer mudda's keek!

keek by octopod December 6, 2003