Octopod's definitions

a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 10, 2004

part that goes over the fence last

A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.

Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.

by octopod June 15, 2004

preppy Bolshevik

Anyone on NPR. Cookie-pushers, pinkos, and limousine liberals with expensive degrees, an air of moral superiority, and left politics. See bobo, Bolshevik.

Howard Dean is such a preppy Bolshevik, he's totally naive about the South.

by octopod November 9, 2003

rug rat

A kid or ankle-biter. There's a TV show with the same name.

"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do." -- Rug Rats

by Octopod November 5, 2003

piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.

I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake

by octopod July 24, 2004

Poon Tang

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

by octopod November 27, 2003

Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.

Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.

by octopod November 23, 2003