Definitions by Objective-Reason Daddy

simp 

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

simp by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

fact checking 

Telling lies in order to prove you don't love Putin.

After some intense fact checking, it was determined that Russia ate the fact check site's homework.

fact checking by Objective-Reason Daddy March 14, 2022

Democrat 

A Republican who hates white people.

No longer content with just bombing little brown kids around the globe, the Democrats' insatiable bloodlust caused them to launch a war against white children domestically.

Democrat by Objective-Reason Daddy February 23, 2022

Faucian

Exhibiting an intense degree of science denial. Having a hatred for science, facts, and mathematics. The propensity to become incensed at the mere sight of numbers.

The Flat Earthers have become so unhinged, it can now be said without qualification that they have reached Faucian levels of science denial.

Faucian by Objective-Reason Daddy December 4, 2021

Twitter socialist 

Not a socialist.

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!

Twitter socialist by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021