Objective-Reason Daddy's definitions

fact checking

Telling lies in order to prove you don't love Putin.

After some intense fact checking, it was determined that Russia ate the fact check site's homework.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 14, 2022

Democrat

A Republican who hates white people.

No longer content with just bombing little brown kids around the globe, the Democrats' insatiable bloodlust caused them to launch a war against white children domestically.

by Objective-Reason Daddy February 23, 2022

Faucian

Exhibiting an intense degree of science denial. Having a hatred for science, facts, and mathematics. The propensity to become incensed at the mere sight of numbers.

The Flat Earthers have become so unhinged, it can now be said without qualification that they have reached Faucian levels of science denial.

by Objective-Reason Daddy December 4, 2021

Twitter socialist

Not a socialist.

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021