10 definitions by O.G. Junior Mint
A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint August 13, 2015
A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.
Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."
Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."
Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 27, 2015
The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.
Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 27, 2015