Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering
1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation
2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
Verb: filiflustering
1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation
2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation
2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017
"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
When a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same sex and leave their partner for a new homosexual relationship.
Lots of people suspected Lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. A year later when she homosplit with her husband, people responded by saying, "It's about time she came out of the closet!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018