Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
yonisise
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
salty bath
Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.
salty bath by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
meatloaf bukkake
Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.
meatloaf bukkake by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
rectal painting
Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
stupid dic
A person who creates an Urban Dictionary word for their friend, enemy, girlfriend, boyfriend, or themselves.
Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"
Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"
That stupid dic thought he could get in that girl's pants by creating an Urban Dictionary reference for her name. Now the rest of us have to deal with stupid ass definitions in Urban Dictionary. It is time for an Urban dic cleaning.
stupid dic by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
poon poot
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
poon poot by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018