air pinkie

After one inserts their pinkie finger into the rectum of their sexual partner and has to hold their pinkie out to avoid getting fecal matter on their other digits or themselves while finishing sexual intercourse.
Frank gave Cindy the old two in the pink one in the sink and had to air pinkie it while they finished having sex. He then scrubbed his finger with bleach.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018
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muddy deudrop

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
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skantacular

adjective - A sleazy or unpleasant person that is beautiful to look at. Typically they are very promiscuous and have sexually transmitted diseases.

noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.
The site of the skantacular stripper gave Phillip both an erection and a stomach ache. She was so gross, but yet so beautiful. He wasn't sure whether to vomit or masturbate.

"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017
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boner pong

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.
Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 06, 2018
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squeeze n' walk

When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.
"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018
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agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.
Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 09, 2018
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dick 'er bun

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".
"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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