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Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the blosquirt mug.The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
Get the berry bush mug.1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
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Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the trout cream mug.Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018
Get the droopy tea bag mug.Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.
Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
Get the Bitcoin mug.Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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