Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 03, 2018
When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.
"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018
A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.
They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 08, 2018
A simple minded person that insists that all people in the United States except the indigenous population are immigrants. Such a philosophy ignores the fact that the ancestors of the indigenous population also migrated here, and the word immigrant literally does not apply to those born in the location where they live.
Some immidouche on Urban Dictionary defined immigrant as "What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans." Clearly this fucker doesn't know what immigrant means or where the indigenous population of the United States came from.
It is hard to be a defender of immigration to our country when many of its defenders are immidouches making up bull shit feel good statements that show their lack of knowledge. Please stop the contrived platitudes and argue your position using facts instead of inaccurate bullshit.
It is hard to be a defender of immigration to our country when many of its defenders are immidouches making up bull shit feel good statements that show their lack of knowledge. Please stop the contrived platitudes and argue your position using facts instead of inaccurate bullshit.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 03, 2018
Origin: Latin nasus, nose
adjective: telenasic
The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
adjective: telenasic
The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.
2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 11, 2018
by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017