filifluster

Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering

1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation

2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress

1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation

2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

dirty-nosefist

The act of inserting one's nose into the anal cavity of another person

Jonathon dirty-nosefisted Rebecca and she seemed to like it.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 03, 2018

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 09, 2018

Stinky Steve

Steve from Blue's Clues

Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 08, 2018

executive time

A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.

Similar to "Twitter Shit."

1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.

2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 03, 2018