Nutzen YerMouf's definitions
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
Get the yonisisemug. Euphemism for a female masturbating.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
Get the Mister Oklahomamug. A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
Get the executive timemug. by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
Get the cheetocummug. When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.
Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
Get the greasy cheeksmug. Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
Get the first lady of the United Statesmug. Past tense: deudropped
Verb: deudropping
The excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually done in public and requires a quick leg shake to clear the excrement from your pant leg.
Verb: deudropping
The excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually done in public and requires a quick leg shake to clear the excrement from your pant leg.
Nick wanted to mess with his friends, so he cut a hole in his pants pocket and bought some milk duds. Later on, when he was with his friends, he grunted, shook his leg, and let a milk dud go. "Oh man! you just deudropped" one of them yelled.
Jose had to poop really bad. He casually walked through the Victoria's Secret store, shook his leg under a clothes rack, and let a deudrop go. The perfect stealth deudrop.
Jose had to poop really bad. He casually walked through the Victoria's Secret store, shook his leg under a clothes rack, and let a deudrop go. The perfect stealth deudrop.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
Get the deudropmug.