Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
hungry shits
When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.
Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.
hungry shits by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
Benjamin Einstein
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
Nutzen YerMouf
Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.
Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"
Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"
I am nutzen yermouf.
Nutzen YerMouf by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
anal arboretum
1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
anal arboretum by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
trailer park pretty
She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
trailer park pretty by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
vulva spelunker
A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.
They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
intern pincushion
An intern that has been passed around the office for sex. Usually refers to a political intern for a government official.
"Wow, she is hot!" said the gentleman from the Texas representative.
"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.
"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.
intern pincushion by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018