Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

pseudification

Past tense: pseudified
Verb: pseudifying

The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.

Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".

Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

curry balls

The testicles of an Indian man.

Ramkesh draped his curry balls over Deepali's face, giving her what Americans call a tea bag. He moaned with pleasure as she sucked on his testicles.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 7, 2018

frosted lawn

The act of ejaculating on the pubic hairs of another person

When Tom was about ready to ejaculate, he pulled out and gave Samantha a frosted lawn.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.

"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Dirty Columbus

The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.

I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

poon poot

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018