When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.
"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
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They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
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Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."
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Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."
-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
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Frank gave Cindy the old two in the pink one in the sink and had to air pinkie it while they finished having sex. He then scrubbed his finger with bleach.
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