Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

boxerball

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.

Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

whore shit

absurd or ridiculous. Horseshit.

That's whore shit and you know it.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

droopy tea bag

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018

poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Bitcoin

Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.

Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

trailer park pretty

A woman that is only attractive within the context of a trailer park.

She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.

Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018