New Jersey

Known as the Garden State, this small area has 15 Congressional seats. The state of New Jersey has constantly been pushed around by its much larger neighbors of Pennsylvania and New York since the pre-Revolution days. Although some of the greatest battles of the Revolution such as Trenton and Princeton happened here, the state has not had mush positive press. Today, the state is New York City's dirty backyard full of industrial processing at one end, a seedy extension of Philadelphia in the south, and the Pine Barrens in another part of the state. It is home to the Sopranos though. Trapped by unfortunate circumatance, New Jersey hobbles on today.
The Joisy Devils are gonna take the cup!
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003
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Russians

People from the nation of Russia. There are currently 200,000,000 people around the world who could identify themselves as Russians. Russians have made great strides in the fields of literature, science and math, and of course, military technology. The Russians are traditionally very stubborn, very fierce, and very resourceful. Unlike what others might tell you, Russian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Russian is also a great language because it has an interesting alphabet.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003
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MTV

A G-d awful network that must be purged off the airwaves. It is like VOA for stupid pre-teens and teens who want to see videos controlled by MTV's controlled playlist which is carefully controlled by JIVE and Capitol so nothing that isnt shitty pop will ever be shown. The network does come up with good animation series, but prematurely takes them off to twist your nads a little.
I have lost what little respect I had for MTV since those bastards cancelled 3-South. FUCKING PRICKS!!!!!!!!
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 23, 2003
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friends with benefits

1. Friends by day, sex partners by night.
Wow, John and Jane are more than friends, they are friends with benifits
by Not so super DJ Gennady May 19, 2003
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la dolce vita

1. Italian phrase meaning the sweet life. life should be lived to the fullest.
2. Eating your favorite food, seeing your favorite movie, and falling in love/fucking that girl you've always had your eye on-- and all before noon!
I live la dolce vita....or at least in my dreams....
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 05, 2003
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The Ring

Trippy horror movie that teaches kids not to watch strange videos with small children, kill kids, or make possessed, evil bitches sleep with horses. The special effects also rock... the movie was based off of a popular Japanese movie that was even better. For a taste of the true gore in the movie, rent ti. see also hella died.
Do not fear for you will soon see the ring.
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 12, 2003
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Going Swiss

Since the Swiss are among the most neutral people in the world, they will Not take sides in a conflict. The same is true when a person will not take sides. In a sense, tehy are acting like the Swiss as well.
Im going Swiss on your decision if you should fuck Suzie or fuck her roommate instead....
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003
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