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The penis that never grows up.
Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!
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by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

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Where men can go build their own slut.
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

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39
Screw 69, have you heard of 39? This number resembles anal sex.
You know how I lost my virginity last night? I did 39 with my girlfriend, and now she’s my wife!
by Not a legend 27 November 14, 2019

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The time to eat a Krabby Patty.
Also the time to chill and watch tv.
Patrick: Oh boy 3 AM!
by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

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Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.
Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019

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CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!
CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!
by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020

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The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?

Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020

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