Definitions by Not a legend 27

CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!

CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!

CAPS LOCK by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020

Seattle Semenhawks 

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

Seattle Semenhawks by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Build-A-Bitch Workshop 

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

Build-A-Bitch Workshop by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

Pep Rally

A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you can’t even hear the person two seats away. It’s very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.

William: Hey Ryan there’s a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.

Pep Rally by Not a legend 27 December 3, 2019

Middletown High School 

Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.

Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!

Middletown High School by Not a legend 27 December 3, 2019

Extra Large

The best size on ANYTHING. Bigger is better.

Extra Large is the best size imaginable. Bigger is better. If you have extra large clothing, you’re going to get a lot of attraction.

Extra Large by Not a legend 27 December 1, 2019

Popcorn trick 

When a couple are dating at the movies, and the man buys an extra large popcorn, with optional extra butter. At some point during the film, the guy cuts open a hole through the bottom, and sticks his erect penis in. While the lady gets some popcorn, she will be left with a sweet surprise.

Yo did you see the guy doing the popcorn trick in the back of the theater?

Popcorn trick by Not a legend 27 November 21, 2019