Not a legend 27's definitions

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Animal Crossing

A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.

Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*

Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!

CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!

by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020

Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme

The word that defines America, according to President Joe Biden. It’s the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of America.

America’s a nation that can be defined in a single word. Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme. -President Joe Biden

by Not a legend 27 July 6, 2022

Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020