Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*
by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020
A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.
by Not a legend 27 April 14, 2020
Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.
by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019
Did you ever think “What is a male Karen called?”
Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the New England Patriots win, even though they won the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the New England Patriots win, even though they won the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Innocent employee: Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’ve been causing nothing but disturbance since you got here.
Frank: (loud obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
Frank: (loud obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
by Not a legend 27 August 09, 2020
by Not a legend 27 November 14, 2019
by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019
The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020