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Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.
The events within, happend in real time.
The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward
Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.
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JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.
Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.
Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.
Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.
Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.
Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward
Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.
____________Note Below_______________
JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.
Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.
Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.
Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.
Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.
Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
Get the Jock mug.A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)
Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.
Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.
All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.
Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.
All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
Get the American Pie mug.This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
Get the Theory of Ramen Implosion mug.Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.
by Not Zane July 20, 2004
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