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Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.

The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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A genetically enhanced zombie due to a heavy dose of exposure from the G-virus.

Nemesis is known to hunt S.T.A.R.S. members because it is rumored that he was one before he turned mutant.

Nemesis was last seen on resident evil 3: and will be making an appearance on the new resident evil movie: Resident Evil, Apocalypse
Man, if you ever see Nemesis in real life, you better get out your magnum and be ready to plug 13 rounds in his chest, because, baby, he isnt going to stop.
by Not Zane July 30, 2004
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A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.
Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"
Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.
Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.
by Not Zane September 28, 2004
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The ultimate Hybrid, See also PirateNinja

Ninja and Pirate relationships are forbidden, but when they happen, they can have some mean kids.
NinjaPirates are faster than light itself.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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I think I might just be the only person on the planet who doesn't like the homestarrunner series. :(
Dont hate, educate..........
by Not Zane September 13, 2004
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