69 definitions by Not Zane

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The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.
Elmo is a member of the NRA.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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The way a person says "Lisp" if he has his retainer in.
Hosh: Thatsh chicksh wash pretty hotsh dudesh!!!1111
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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One of the best songs i've ever heard in my life.

Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.

All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.
American Pie sucks, dude. - Confucius in one of his insightful quotations.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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Something that Toby Keith definately is not, despite popular belief.
Yes, if by rebel you mean sellout then yes, Toby Keith is definately a rebel.
by Not Zane September 5, 2004
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Something that society nowadays knows nothing of.

being moral is not proving something to others, being moral is proving something to yourself.

Being moral is not THINKING you know what you are doing is right, its KNOWING
what you are doing is right.

Being moral doesnt mean not watching TV, nor donating to charity (Although donating to charity is really awesome, it doesnt make a person good or worse than another, it just means that they are a very generous person)

Being moral is not adopting people from third world countries, or other things mentioned by people who have no idea what morality is.
For example: The Bible is what I consider a code of morals I follow by.

Being moral can best be described as being pure hearted, having chastity, having no sexual immorality, no drunkeness, being gentlemanly or womanly, being a good person, being good to others around you, having humility, going against what you know is wrong, being courageous in the face of adversity, and being noble.

Being moral is being true to yourself.
by Not Zane July 29, 2004
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Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"
by Not Zane August 15, 2004
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A movie that looks like it sucks. Probably another Tank girl type of movie. See: Trainwreck
My friends will be paying 7.50 just to go and see Hally Barry, even though the movie will suck.

Huh?
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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