Norbert Colon's definitions

rodwalloper

1. wanker
2. one who deceives herself

That John Howard is such a fucking rodwalloper.

by Norbert Colon April 7, 2005

monkey wank

1. A situation note entirely going the desired way.

2. Of something which is totally useless.

As the chief engineer watched the new bridge come crashing down on its first opening plunging 100 cars and occupents into the river below, he was heard to comment "This is turning into a pile of stale monkey wank"

by Norbert Colon October 15, 2004

brick up her cunt

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

stw

Soapy Tit Wank.
The act of having oneself wanked off between a lady's breasts. There are two versions "North" and "South". The view for the lady is rather poor in the South version.

Lady Guinevere told King Arthur, you shall get your soapy tit wank good Sir, but Southwards, I don't want skid marks on mine stomach.

by Norbert Colon October 21, 2004

third week of term

Term used by ignorent student men thinking that this is the last week to pull a girl before she has her period.

The student president replied quickly to the complaint from the women's representative that the tampon machine was out of order "what does it matter, it's only the third week of term?".

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

go ugly early

The act of admitting to oneself that you will not pull a good looking bird not matter how long you hang around the night club. You always end up taking the ugliest bird anyway, so why not just go ugly early and get it over with.

It was only half past ten when Steven left the club with a salad dodger on his arm. His friend Jim passed him in the carpark and remarked "Eh up Steve, going ugly early?". Steven sighed, glanced at the fugly minger, and replied "Fraid so Jim, got work in the morning, so I don't have all night"

by Norbert Colon October 29, 2004

twike

A funny little bike-car thing for one person. Has an electric engine and you can also peddle it.
The name comes from TWAT and BIKE, because the only people who will have one are twats.

Look at the twat with the twike.

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005