Definitions by Norbert Colon

houdini 

You're doing your lady doggy style and just before coming you take your dick out to come on her back. You actually spit a large amount of saliva on her back instead. As she turns round to inspect the glory you come into her face. She'll have no idea how you did it.

My girlfriend was so impressed with the houdini she was not annoyed at all with the pearl earings and necklace she was now wearing.

houdini by Norbert Colon January 16, 2007

third week of term 

Term used by ignorent student men thinking that this is the last week to pull a girl before she has her period.

The student president replied quickly to the complaint from the women's representative that the tampon machine was out of order "what does it matter, it's only the third week of term?".

third week of term by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

twike 

A funny little bike-car thing for one person. Has an electric engine and you can also peddle it.
The name comes from TWAT and BIKE, because the only people who will have one are twats.

Look at the twat with the twike.

twike by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

brick up her cunt 

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

brick up her cunt by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

sushi cave 

Yet another fishy sounding name for a lady's axe wound.

Although not as fresh as he would have liked Jim ventured into the sushi cave tongue first.

sushi cave by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

rodwalloper 

1. wanker
2. one who deceives herself

That John Howard is such a fucking rodwalloper.

rodwalloper by Norbert Colon April 7, 2005

go ugly early 

The act of admitting to oneself that you will not pull a good looking bird not matter how long you hang around the night club. You always end up taking the ugliest bird anyway, so why not just go ugly early and get it over with.

It was only half past ten when Steven left the club with a salad dodger on his arm. His friend Jim passed him in the carpark and remarked "Eh up Steve, going ugly early?". Steven sighed, glanced at the fugly minger, and replied "Fraid so Jim, got work in the morning, so I don't have all night"

go ugly early by Norbert Colon October 29, 2004