NightlifeCommando's definitions
If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011

An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.
by nightlifecommando January 20, 2011

To get QED'd is to be owned, pwned, or proven wrong in an argument setting.
See QED for clarification on its meaning.
See QED for clarification on its meaning.
Person 1 - "Dude, I hear Person 3 totally QED'd you when you were arguing yesterday"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."
by NightlifeCommando August 17, 2010

A fake nap.
Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011
